Browse Movie Quotes    A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z  

Madhouse

Movie Madhouse
Year 1974
Herbert Flay: But you're dead. You're dead!
Paul Toombes: Why did you do it, my friend? You killed Ellen... and all of the others, too. You wanted everybody to think that it was me. Why, Herbert? Why did you want to destroy me? You love Dr. Death.
Paul Toombes: Now I must play the final scene, the death of Dr Death!
Paul Toombes: Miss Peters, as they say in horror movies, you will come to a bad end...
Quayle: I don't make that cheap crap any more, I'm in television.
Paul Toombes: I thought television was a family medium.
Herbert Flay: Paul's on the make. Ellen is on the take. That's Hollywood.
Jessie: [on the phone] I'm calling for Trenton, New Jersey. Dr. Jack Penix! WITH AN X!
Jessie Bannister: How would you murder someone? If you have a question Los Angeles... then you should just ask someone else cause I swear to God I don't know anymore. What am I talking about? HOUSEGUESTS! Houseguests from hell! Ladies and Gentlemen you listen to me, no you get that snack later, you listen to me! Lock your doors! Don't answer the phone! If you have to leave the country then leave the country but don't let them in! They may look like your mother, your father, your sister, your friend, but they're not! They're slimy! They're cockroaches! If the world was to summer a nuclear holocaust the only surviving life form would be HOUSEGUESTS! AHHHHHHHH
Bernice: I need your opinion on something here. These are my favorite names for the baby so far: "Amaretta," "Caramel," or "Treblinka"
Claudia: You yokel, naming your baby after a German concentration camp!
Bernice: I thought Treblinka was one of those cute little fairies from Cinderella.
Claudia: You moron!
Bernice: I hope my water breaks all over your fur coat!
Jessie Bannister: You want me to mail urine to New Jersey?
Claudia: He barely knows I'm alive, he cut my allowance.
Jessie Bannister: He cut her allowance, honey!
Mark Bannister: To what? $9000.00 a month?
Claudia: He makes me drive his old Jaguar.
Jessie Bannister: Now Claudia, some people have worse problems.
Claudia: Like Who?
Jessie Bannister: Like people who don't have cars.
Claudia: Who cares about them!
Bernice: Don't worry about me having dinner, I'll just lick the crumbs off my filthy sheets!
Wes: What is this?
[Picks something off of Mark's suit jacket]
Wes: Is this cat hair?
Mark Bannister: It's Felix the Rat.
Wes: When do you get rid of these people?
Mark Bannister: Today!
Katy: Did you see the elephant?
C.K.: He's got diarrhea.
Katy: [referring to C.K] You *are* diarrhea.
Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia's husband Kaddir on the phone] Hi, Kaddir, "salaam" back at you.
Claudia: I won't talk to him.
Mark Bannister: [speaking to Claudia] He wanted to know if you were here.
Claudia: Why?
Mark Bannister: To let you know he canceled your credit cards.
Claudia: What? That Middle Eastern maggot! He can talk to my lawyer, the nerve of that towel head!
Mark Bannister: [back on the phone with Kaddir] Oh, yes, she is very upset about your little love spat, Kaddir.
[now speaking to Claudia]
Mark Bannister: He says he will forget everything if you just go home and fix dinner for him.
Claudia: [shouting into the mouthpiece of the phone] Oh, grind some glass, Ayatollah!
Claudia: Well, what was I supposed to think. They looked insane.
Bernice: We're not insane. We're from New Jersey.
Fred: Yeah, the Garden State.
Kaddir: Don't you choke my cherub!



Movie News

Quick Q&A with Joe ?El Dirte? Doerksen | MMAmadhouse.com
Joe Doerksen has won 17 of his last 20 MMA fights, myself (MadHouse) was given the opportunity to have a real quick interview with Joe back on June 25th 2010.
News: Fresh Trailer For Madhouse's IRON MAN Anime.
I don't like the design work on Tony at all and the animation seems uncharacteristically jerky for a Madhouse production, like they're working at a reduced frame rate, almost. Reply. user-pic · brbro4 replied to comment from Todd Brown, ...
PsychosisPC's The Madhouse Workshop: NFL Vikes #4 Needs A Hug..
PsychosisPC's The Madhouse Workshop. Wargaming, Miniatures, Sports, Ranting. Saturday, July 31, 2010. NFL Vikes #4 Needs A Hug.. Football is quickly approaching now that we are on the downward side of summer. ...
Welcome to the mad house
So come on in ? Welcome to the madhouse! N.B: My name really is Fi but all of my other family member's names have been changed to protect their identities so if you know their real names please refrain from using them in any comments ...
Madhouse promotes K3 with naked employees - North West Media News ...
Hearing the words "picture," "bottom" and "transparency", creative agency Madhouse Associates put together a shoot with nude factory workers and office staff in their workplaces - making sure to cover their aforementioned bottom lines. ...


Favorites

Browse Movie Quotes    A   B   C   D   E   F   G   H   I   J   K   L   M   N   O   P   Q   R   S   T   U   V   W   X   Y   Z