Halfway To Heaven And Hell

Movie Halfway to Heaven and Hell
Year 2003
Satan: I can't think of a single reason anyone would even want to go to Heaven any more.
God: If you happen to see a seven headed dragon... run...
God: As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...
Satan: Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.
God: Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.
God: Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?
The Barista: Sure thing suger.
God: Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.
Satan: Ha. Not if I can help it.
God: You're an*** you know that.



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