Tales From The Crapper (v)

Movie Tales from the Crapper (V)
Year 2004
Jimmy: Hey! I wanna show my***to somebody!
James Gunn: People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!
Dad: Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have*** do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.
500 Pound Candygramm: Let's get freaky!
Jewish Party Goers: The strippers are vampires!
Travis Dance: Do you know anything about the killings?
Larry: Shh! Don't talk, just listen!
500 Pound Candygramm: That's what I call disco!
James Gunn: I'm now a famous Hollywood bitch, I mean I had to sacrifice a small baby for Satan, but things are so much better now.
[gets 40 dollars for his friend's college money]
Racoon Head: Yeah, that will totally pay for college!
Michael Herz: She was a part of our reggae group!
The Crap Keeper: I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though.
'Aristocrats!' Guy: There is this manager called Barney Gorgle. Do you know him? Barney Gorgle, he's a famous manager.
The Crap Keeper: It's warm! It's wet! And it's for you!
Narrator: Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!
[a shot of the Troma Building]
Troma Entertainment Employee: This movie cost HOW much?



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